nosdrinker: “i don’t know if i care, i’m the jerk, life’s not fair” how are papa roach not in the rock and roll hall of fame
on tumblr sometimes im political and emo but the other times im asshole
in other words im a fuckbutt and so are you
richwhitelesbian: im sorry babe i just cannot get a boner. not in this state, i’m not allowed to in kentucky, ohio or both dakotas and thats just the law
richwhitelesbian: my fucked up baby is due in a few months and it already knows “fuck” “fucking” “ass” and “shit”
lil bitch smartcar just drove at no lie probably 65 miles an hour all the way down my street sounding like a got dam vibrator then it pulled into my driveway and backed out before instantly doing a donut and going the opposite direction
From Politics to Poetry: U.S. Admits to Killing... →
relevantvoices: “WASHINGTON — One day before President Obama is due to deliver a major speech on national security, his administration on Wednesday formally acknowledged that the United States had killed four American citizens in drone strikes in Yemen and Pakistan. In a letter to Congressional leaders…
realk talk when are these sucka niggas on kitchen nightmares gonna learn to stop freezing actually everything
sext: “do u wanna have a lotr marathon”
constant-tides asked: You're pretty and so is your blog.
Anonymous asked: loll i meant like one of you right now but it's cool i enjoy rthe sass
Anonymous asked: post a picture of yourself?
Anonymous asked: how many followers do you have
Something just darkened the sky for about 20 seconds and then the door swung open and my dog started barking omg i almost found jesus in the span of about 3 seconds